April Blows.

Curiously long ago and not so far away yet
it draws closer and closer
That feeling of absolute freedom
Deep blue
dark green
Searing daylight
cool darkness
Things to be done
and ultimately nothing to do

Bliss.

Nonsensical Spam, Part Zwei!

Spam letter received Tuesday, April 12:

"enough undead are still wigglin' after the sun comes up, then we'llhave a conversation and he helped me switch trains in Amsfoort. It was great (she's a wonderful cook), and because I have been keeping myself busy. That is to say, I haven't been allowing myself the space and time to sit and think. This has been going on basically since my longterm relationship ended a month and a half ago. I kind of plans Jessica might've made that involved someone coming to the Bible Museum, then met Esperantists in Amsterdam, because the streets were set up for walking. Another beautiful difference from America was that there are anklecuffs on either side of the U.S. had any right to attack Iraq. I didn't have the 12 euro in change that the solo in the eyes and face. It struck me how very different these two beautiful women looked. They moved toward one another and Jessica's hands went to Burning Man. - I went over to her house wearing the prescribed comfortable and slightly-dressy clothes, she came back and I definitely plan to meet and what I was working was affecting my ability to work by 08:30 again. These were good habits that you've lost. An alarm is definitely a way of living intentionally. I've been given. I know that she not go to Amsterdam with the cross piece running under the sheet. I'll be back in talking about this, that, and the energy which he put into Mills Electric Co.and the the defense of our "sealed" dates. This is something that we had a great time with her. The food was great (she's a wonderful woman, Nathalie, who was just listening during an ending note. I felt incompetent and embarassed, which are two feelings that I've been a bit of self-evaluation time. Journaling (private and public) has been the best outlet for that role anytime soon is not a good idea. This longing makes me think that, at least for now, I'm going to be with her, and connect with her. The food was great because I realized that the solo in the Netherlands, there wasn't anything that resembled a billboard. In fact, on my right, smiling and walking around and lost in the Netherlands) out to Vierhouten. The location was a meeting building out in a small campground there. I was riding my bike to school (an absolutely favorite time for us to get in to work during the intervening time, but didn't allow myself the space and time to sit with a really long stem. Each of the guys walked with me before, like intense biting and candle wax, though once she made the smallest of noises, an exhalation of a Spotless Mind shows: I stopped watching this year. Valuable life lessons you learned in 2004: i'm gonna fall in love with ev'ryone i see and ev'rything i touch and ev'rything i touch and ev'rything i feel isn't that the people that I was very happy to be introducing me to appreciate more about a French perspective on life, love, and lounging about. The Dutch Esperantists were expressing, and I think it's stress related, but things seem to be some rules tonight. First, you can't touch her. If you try, she will leave. Are we clear?" I nodded to show my understanding and agreement. "And last, you cannot talk directly to Sung in Korean in the apparatus until I'd cum three times (that was a pure longing to be succeeding at his opening with a really long stem. Each of the "Y" has a wristcuff and there are activities in Amsterdam which are illegal in other countries, most notably, America. This fact hit me while I was bound, had a naked picture of myself published in a national magazine 01. had "intimate moments" with poultry 5 things you've probably done that I haven't been diligent) rail on myself for lack of progress, but I'm not interested in behaving in a state of continual orgasm. The downside to this is that when she was up to, but I was reminded of how much our legal system has imposed a morality on what we do everyday. So, also, I must note the similarities between Amsterdam and Las Vegas, in that "what happens in Amsterdam, so we walked around further outside of the stem. When it's put on someone (who's probably lying down), it holds their arms next to their sides of my life. Too often I'll jump to a tangent from a human and to talk with the river" for a role in my life. I look forward to getting out of the bed on my work. I need to keep cumming, but after that initial reaction to "coming down" she's happy and content. So, Jessica started making small circles with her and wouldn't have asked her here if I missed my last train from Brussels to Lille, I was in Amsterdam, because the streets were set up for walking. Another beautiful difference from America was that there will be there when I'm in need. And, I'm feeling that loss now in the eyes as her breasts came in contact with my resolutions, but I knew what that meant. We'd be using the "apparatus" tonight. The apparatus is a custom made piece of chocolate and a blank page and start shovelling out the bedroom door, and then trying some raw herring. I separated from the sides of my cock at all. I could feel her ass clenched on my dissertation What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? For my 34th birthday, I celebrated with the WOI's family. I asked at the hotel and asked if I can to reduce drilling for oil. I avoid large national chain stores and buy organic foods in order that people could understand me, and I so wanted to give me one piece of bondage gear that Jessica is a."

Wait, no! You can't stop you bastard! You can't say bondage in a sentence and NOT follow it up with another!

Nonsensical Spam, Part Ein!

Spam letter received on Sunday, April 10th:

"We are supposed to go to a bit the past couple of weeks ago. I wasthinking , "he really needs to check out my friends & their families have a preference black vs. white guys. Actually maybe I do, I rather they be white because it would just be easier. Most of my friends & their families have a Valentine. I've been talking to a bridal show & then out to eat. I've never been to one before. At first I didn't think it will be working day & evening hours. Probably mostly evening hours, but I'm hoping to work a strict 6-2pm or 2-10pm. Actually I don't find out because I heard it all So we shall see Let me know what happened, but my icons & font are extremely large. Almost the way a screen looks when it's in safe mode My mother brought the pc to her job & someone reinstalled the memory cards out & to at least get my screen looking normal. Hopefully I'll catch up soon. And hopefully LJ will be time to say the least. I loved the hot tub, that was cool, but had a surprise party so this should be fun. Hope I don't know when. I never had a black boyfriend for about 5 years & we kept it a secret. But, I only have five days left of work early, but got out much later than planned. I was turning 21, there would be no crying My mom is planning some sort of surprise for me. I just turned 26.What is Highschool label Hi guys What's happening Obviously I've been talking to a bit the past couple of weeks ago. I was on the phone Beatrice & she was having a party, I wish I was preparing for a audit coming up in tears one night from being so tense during the week, and of course being a little awkward but it helps. I'll be supervising are kind of funny is I had them in wrong. Well, It still looks the same, with the huge icons. And if I should go back to work now. It's going to San Francisco, March 17th for five nights, with a choice to work tonight.Not looking forward to going away, but feel a little extra to help pay for my own records . I have a Valentine. I've been busy as usual. And I thought I was supposed to go out at Swimmingly I'm sorry I missed your birthday, Is as special as you Hi guys, how are you I haven't posted in like (what feels like) a million years, but I haven't been online Hope it was a ploy to get me to my surprise birthday party or dinner. Because, why on earth would a 30 year old girl want to go out at around 6pm, but we did it. I'm sure there were times my mother wondered but she never knows where I am or how to reach me. Most of my friends know that I haven't been in a relationship in over three years, so I think I do have a Valentine. I've been busy as usual. And I thought our meeting would be no crying My mom is having a good idea, but I guess if he wanted to wish everyone Happy Thanksgiving. Hope everyone is doing well, I miss you guys. Hope you had a great Hi guys, how are you I haven't posted in like (what feels like) a million years, but I think it is now. I think I'm starting to get out of work & other stuff that I know, but don't know. I don know I'm not wound up. I get back from Mag's. Not sure though. Anyway hope everyone has a nice time & we stayed overnight. My friend Beatrice (also from work) thinks I'd be crazy not to figure out if I should go back to school or get another job. I'm pushing this to the back of my head at the same time, I'm holding back. It takes me awhile ago to come with her & I told her was he liked me until a couple of weeks & we seem to have a lot of stress. I think I do have a lot of stress. I think I'll get the 6-2 slot. Then I think we'll have a preference black vs. white guys. Actually maybe I do, I rather they be white because it would just be easier. Most of my birthday gifts. I'm going to do. Also, some of you may think, but we still had a black boyfriend for about 5 years & we stayed overnight. My friend Beatrice (also from work) thinks I'd be crazy not to happy about 2-10pm. And they might make us work Tues-Sat or Sun-Thurs WTF That sucks This is so a supervisor is always on site on the phone Beatrice & she was "on-call". and with three-way she called one of my friends tell me to my surprise birthday party or dinner. Because, why on earth would a 30 year old girl want to go for it & just keep it a secret. But, I only have five days left. That is a limited time promo is sponsored by consumer incentive promotions and subject to terms, conds and restrictions, see site for details. The trademark owners have not endorsed this promo, nor are they connected with this promo. For your convenience to be taken of newsletter list please follow the above link, or via mail consumer incentive promotions,14545 j military tr. 189,delray beach, fl33484,usa.Thanks a lot."

Holy shit... I'm a duck!

Erik sat alone, contemplating life, the universe, and that damned gnat on his beak.

Bastard... If I had laser eyesight I'd annihilate you.

He quickly ducked under the water, and upon re-emerging, the gnat was gone. VICTORY!!

Drown in the depths of the eternally-damned you wretched spawn!!!

Erik continued floating, as was the daily routine. Sometimes he'd fly a little ways, land, fly some more, honk at inanimate objects that occasionally spoke to him, and just generally continue with his oblivious existence.

One day, he sat on a pond with several other ducks. In more ways than are obvious, a pond of ducks is much like a chatroom. Nobody knows each other, everyone wants to see breasts, and most attempt to demonstrate their intellect by showing an apparent lack of understanding for basic communication skills. Erik took no part in these activities, staying close to the shore and staring into the muddy depths wondering if, in fact, these things called "sharks" existed, and if so, why they refused to eat him. He furrowed a brow.

Then it happened: Across the pond, a mallard. But not just any mallard! The most beautiful, exquisite, and overwhelmingly hot mallard he'd ever seen in his life.

Bubbles suddenly formed from the water at her backside.

Duck farts. They're so blasted ambiguous.

And then, with the force of a 80 megaton bomb being dropped on an Ethiopian midget, it hit him:

Holy shit... I'm a duck!

Such a thought had never fully occurred to him. Oh sure, he quacked, flew, and floated all day. But a duck? No, never! A flying entity of sorts, yes, but surely much more than a simple duck.

Wow... I never- No, impossible! Well, I suppose that is a beak... And it certainly has a quack-ish ring to it when I speak... Incredible!

Erik honked gleefully, and swam around in circles. Life is good.

HAHAHAHAOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!1onewon

Lies! Blasphemy! All of it!

You lot! So gullible in your unending daze amid the expansions of my mind.

Have at you!